One man's struggle to come to terms with leaving Wigan.

fredag, november 19

Porn Star names

Do you remember that game you uised to play on slow afternoons at work a few years ago? It was to find your porn star name. What you do is combine your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name, and that's your porn star name. Good for a few giggles.

I was always excused. Not only because my porn star name is crap, but also because my real name apparently sounds like a porn star anyway.

And that's sort of true, it seems. I was looking for the details of some award I won a few years ago on google, and I came across this.

It appears my namesake is the hero of a racy romantic novel. I think we can guess the demographic by the fact he's a NASCAR driver...