However much I moan about the copywriting you see in Britain (like a 48-sheet ad for Tescos that said "Chart CD's"), it's as nothing compared to what you see in Singapore. Like this, which is a press release for some New Year party:

"NEW YEAR STREET PARTY - WED 31 DEC

The whole of Pekin Street is going to be turn into a massive party on New
Years Eve and it is definitely the place to be to count the New Year in
true part style. Smirnoff are helping hosting the event with together with
all our friends along the street. Drinks will be same price at all the Bars
so don't worry about where, just make sure your there to indulge!"