I got this comment from a reader yesterday. At least it means there are some, I guess.

Here we go - the next Rough Guide to ________

It was an anonymous comment, naturally. Now I don't know why, but I have a funny feeling this person lives within a few km of their parents (or quite possibly with their parents or some surrogate mother of a girlfriend) in some godforsaken area of the UK. Which is fine, but it's not the life I've chosen - and I'm quite happy with my choice, thanks. There's a whole world out there - and I'd like to see as much of it as I can.